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Greatest Show on Earth

Continued from page 1

Published on February 06, 2008 at 11:33am

As Boitel and Cooper say their goodbyes and walk from the tent, the Gazillionaire stares longingly at the exit. He seems anxious and vulnerable, which makes him attractive.

"So what's you're idea of a perfect first date?" I ask.

"I like to get dirty on a first date, see where you can draw the line. Third, fourth date, anyone could do anything. First date you want to put caviar in your ass, eat it out, put a spiked collar on, act like a dog, and get beat like a little doggy."

Which, to me, sounds like the greatest show on Earth.

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