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Does Hialeah have the fattest school in the nation?

By Isaiah Thompson

Two months ago, Mae Walters Elementary teacher Charlie Filpes went before the Miami-Dade County School Board with a bold claim: An article was about to be published in the Journal of School Health, he said, calling his "the fattest school in the nation."

What Filpes didn't mention was that the findings, published as a letter to the editor in the May edition of the journal, were the result of a study the teacher himself conducted. Filpes measured the height and weight of every student at the Hialeah school — more than 850 of them — and calculated each one's body mass index. He was shocked by the findings: More than 36 percent of the students qualified as obese; an additional 17 percent were overweight.

"They're superfat — superfat!" Filpes says. "When you consider that 36 percent is higher than the obesity rate in adults, that's really scary." (The rate for grownups is 33 percent.)

The charismatic teacher has been waging a personal war on obesity among his students for more than three years. It began, he says, when he brought coolers filled with sugar-free fruit drinks to open houses, encouraging parents to stock the beverages instead of soda at home. Gradually he began working lessons on nutrition into his fifth-grade classes. It wasn't long before he had created his own curriculum.

Filpes explains, "The first thing I do is teach the nutrition label," which involves a little mathematics lesson to boot. Students compare the difference in grams of sugar, for example, between white milk and chocolate milk (the latter has 80 grams more), both of which are served at the school cafeteria. Then the kids multiply by the number of days in the school year — about 180.

"That's 14,400 grams," Filpes points out. After a while, Filpes says, his kids stopped drinking the stuff altogether. "None of my kids drink chocolate milk," he says. "And I don't hold a gun to their head. I just teach it to them."

Filpes began hosting an after-school fitness club twice a week; at one point, about 80 kids had joined. They started losing weight — up to 10 pounds in some cases. Filpes sent surveys home to parents, seeking feedback about the program and asking whether their children had persuaded them to keep healthier foods around the house. The surveys came back with glowing reports. "My daughter ... is much happier about herself," reads one. "Everyone in the family has noticed. Thank you."

Meanwhile, though, Filpes was having less success with the school board. He lobbied to have chocolate milk removed from the cafeteria; no luck. He met with school officials, explaining his program and its results, and asking for something like it to be implemented system-wide. The answer: no money. "Granted, there's budget cuts right now," admits Filpes. "But my success in my classroom had nothing to do with money. It's called nutrition education, you know what I mean?"

A frustrated Filpes finally conducted a study declaring Mae Walters "the fattest school in the nation." It's likely an exaggeration, but according to Dr. James Price, who published the findings, Filpes has indeed identified higher levels of obesity — and in younger children — than have been published almost anywhere.

"What we do know is that obesity tracks from childhood to adulthood," Price points out. "A very large percentage of those obese as children will be obese as adults." And obesity, Price says, translates to a shorter lifespan.

And that's a statistic that bothers him, Filpes says. "You're telling me that two-thirds of my kids are going to die younger than they have to? I take that personally."

Flotsam

Shock 'n' Roll

Kicked off the bus, a metal head fights back.

By Francisco Alvarado

Mark Whittington is not the kind of guy who lets things slide. So even though three years have passed since he was kicked off a Miami-Dade Metrobus for allegedly distributing Nazi propaganda, Whittington is still looking to get even. This past January 28, he sued the county for defamation, seeking $95,000 in damages.

"I am not going to let it go and let them badmouth me," Whittington says. "If I let them call me a Nazi and a racist, what's next?"

Whittington, an aging aspiring rocker whose band goes by the name Nuclear Skull, is no stranger to tangles with The Man. In 2004, he sued Sterling Realty president and Miami Police Cmdr. William Alvarez, claiming the realtor-cop harassed and threatened him when he resided in an apartment building near the Vizcaya Metrorail station. Whittington also filed a complaint with Miami's Civilian Investigative Panel. His lawsuit was dismissed, and the CIP cleared Alvarez of wrongdoing. At the time, in an interview with New Times, Whittington described himself as a rattlesnake. "I don't bother anyone," he said, "but if you step on me, you're gonna get bit."

A year later, on the morning of February 7, the punk/metal rattler got on a northbound T bus in downtown Miami. According to Whittington, an elderly Hispanic woman was handing out religious brochures to other passengers. She offered Whittington a pamphlet, which he accepted. He sat down in the back of the bus. On the seats around him, he placed five three-by-five promotional flyers for his band, featuring a logo of a skull with a radiation symbol stamped on its forehead.

Five minutes later, Whittington claims, driver David Cruz stopped the bus and walked to the back. The transit man allegedly yelled, "Okay, pick up this shit or get off my bus!" When Whittington protested that the woman was passing out her literature, Cruz allegedly screamed, "Because she is not a Nazi passing out bullshit Nazi propaganda!"

Write Your Comment show comments (9)
  1. These Metro Drivers are rude bastards. I'm glad someone has fianllly called them on thier shit!! Nuclear Skull Rocks!!!

  2. I'v heard it all now. I've got $10 that says this bus driver is a Cuban who floated into this country on a rubber raft and is now trying to suppress the rights of others like they always do. And even if this guy was a Nazi he still has rights to his free speach. Who is this driver to say what and what cannot be put out as promotionals. I'm a wicca and I'm more offended that this lady was allowed to pass out her religious materials. But you know what: Its a free cuntry. And its nice to see someone stand up to these people.

  3. ONLY in Miami. Something like this could NEVER happen anywhere else in the US but here. And Miami Transit has not punished thus driver? He should be fired. Mr Whittington has a strong case here and rightly so.

  4. This is sort of like the "Pot calling the Kettle Black". I ride the bus and see these black bus drivers stop in the middle of the block for a black person and pass by whites right at the stops waving them down. As well as, Hispanic drivers doing the same thing to blacks.I've never seen a more racist bunch in my life than these Metro Bus drivers.

  5. I know The Nuclear Skull from Myspace and just love these guys.

  6. I could not agree more wt the above comments. This is nothing more than a hate crime perpetuated by a Goverment employee and if this these facts are true. Miami Transit has alot of explaining to do. I even went to this guys sites posted on google and if anything, he appears to be anything but a nazi. Only in Dade county.

  7. Nuclear skull rocks my world!!! Love tha cartoon. Ms Brutalizer

  8. LMAO. I absolutley LOVE the "Rattlesnake" comment. This could be the new "Make my Day" Catch phrase.LOL!

  9. LOL!! LOve the "Rattlesnake" line. This could be the new "Make my day" catch phrase. Ok maybe not but I'm still LMAO.

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