On a recent white-hot, windless Sunday afternoon, a pink Toyota Celica sits on a swath of asphalt on a drag strip at Countyline Raceway off Okeechobee Road. The car is wedged...
How do you tell a friend that her fashion sense sucks? Were not talking about a subtle, mixing-different-shades-of-black misstep; were talking about your BFFs...
The vibe in your cubicle is monotone and blah, but today you can skip out of work and find yourself at a place where jungle kitties and vines climb the walls, and a Latin jazz...
Would you like to donate some blood today? Those blood-bank folks dont let up, do they? Theyre always posted up outside the grocery store or pharmacy,...
Aretha Franklin, the Beatles, Frank Sinatra all were discovered at karaoke joints. Okay, thats a blatant lie. But stumble upon any karaoke night and you will see...
When the sticky summer rolls around, like clockwork you reach for a sugar cone filled with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream. Sure the creamy goodness of such a simple...
Miamis own original Cock Rock Disco purveyor, Otto Von Schirach, is blowin up, folks. The laptop bass pioneer is finally back in town after a national tour, and he...
Dont confuse Alissa Christines photographic diary of the Magic City with an obsession to record the inexorable tick of time passing. Since January, Christine has...
Many a gay man has blown a load over the postcards of Wilhelm Von Gloeden. In 1877, the self-proclaimed aristocrat settled in the Sicilian town of Taormina, with vast wealth...
Rosie ODonnell is what some media-savvy types might call a polarizing figure. Brash, bold, and blatant in her opinions, ODonnell is seen by some folks...
Your good friend turns 25 this year. You know, the homie who introduced you to the girls who live in orange hot pants? Thats right, its Hooters 25th...
Somewhere between his dramatic turn as crackhead Pookie in New Jack City and his creation of the hilarious CW hit Everybody Hates Chris, the world had to admit Chris Rock is a...
Thursday nights dinner and drinks set off Friday nights drunken debauchery. The weekend flitted by with four hours sleep, a vodka breakfast, a MySpace update,...
Your conscience has been warning you about all of the pointless partying youve been doing lately, but each and every night, you have told that little man to shut up and...
Its hot, juicy, and just too deliciously bad for you to pass up. Were talking about fried chicken, but we could just as easily be referring to pornography. And...
At first glance, its hard not to feel sorry for Americas funnyman, Neil Hamburger. A greasy comb-over flops across his sweaty forehead, which is furrowed with...
There are tons of improv sketch comedy groups scattered across the nation, and most of them are filled with hacks who are more annoying than funny. The Groundlings are...
It's Wednesday, you're suffering from the midweek malaise, and if one more person wishes you a happy hump day, you'll scream. The good news is La Bodeguita del Medio, one of...
Think of comedian Lisa Corrao as sort of the den mother to all of South Floridas nerds. For more than a year, she has hosted Revenge of the Nerd Comics, her own series of...
The Florida Marlins came into last months draft looking for their catcher of the future. They had their eye on two young studs whod been wowing scouts for the past...